darkminister48's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Epic Battle Fantasy 5]

That Anna and Natalie moment in the tree... I ship them... KABJSNDASDASUND

[The Sagittarian 3]

First choice in the menu is a dead end.

[The Shell]

this game enforces nihilism. if you are a happy person and if you are satisfied with your life, i recommend playing it, however if you are already depressed and hate life the way it is i highly recommend you to skip along and dont waste your time playing this game, go find something else to do, like watching dog videos to have a moment of peace. You dont need this game to enforce more of your depressing thoughts.

[The Company of Copperhill]

I selected monk for cinnacat and everytime i level him up he's supposed to get more strength and vitality everytime i level him up but nope i instead just get 1

Chose knight for Dawncaller. Sure the stats raises up normally but then again i only get three options for his attacks. "Slice" "Throw" and "Double". The two are dexterity based. The description says "trained to use weapon and armor to protect the weak" doesn't even have a defensive skill. what the hell?

Chose ranger for Lorela and holy shit the stat gain is so messed up for her. her dexterity only gains 1 point and her spirit gains like 3. Bloody hell. What the hell do i do with her spirit? She didn't even have a spirit based move.

Chose thief for Trickfoot. Dex and spirit gain is right. Then again you get three moves for him also. It's so underwhelming. "Knife" "Throw" and lastly "Steal" Come on, not even a "Double" for this one???

Chose hunter for Warren. He is the least most disappointing character ever. His vitality and strength gain is appropriate. Supposedly dexterity should have been the same but nope. Doesn't matter though because I can use "Haymaker" instead of "Double" The only problem though, despite being a hunter he had these two spirit based moves. Just why???

Now proceeding to the actual review. The story is really boring and senseless. 80% of the conversations were just the characters mumbling random shit that doesnt have anything to do with the game. I got tired of reading it at some point. I am bothered by the fact that the enemy has an unlimited amount of food with them no matter how much you steal. Because of bad RNG i ended up stealing more food than gold and by the end of the game i have at least 1,000 food that I don't even need. Hell i bet you don't even need more than 75 food to complete this game.

This should be changed. Have a limit on how much food and gold you can steal from the enemy. I'd prefer if you can only steal up to 10 food from the enemy and you can steal up to at least 100 gold. Since in my experience i ended up with a lot of food that i dont even need, I suggest having the the "search" feature more better. Like instead of just finding berries for HP why not have gold be found too?

Anyways the rest feature is very broken. It was stated that enemies might ambush you on your sleep, and i once spammed at least 50 rests to see if an ambush would happen but ALAS. No ambushes. What the hell? I know you made this within four days but it could have been better if you just fix this game full of bugs.

Speaking of bugs:

You know I tried a new save game again and selected the same role for everyone then wow something amazing happened. The two spirit based skill for Hunter Warren disappeared.

Also one more thing that I noticed. In the character selection you will see this "spirit" stat then when you actually play the game and see the character's stat theres no spirit but there's magic. Come on, stick to calling it 1 thing and make up your mind. Spirit doesnt even make sense.

And also, the game isn't brutal and hard (i beat it on the first time) Its just slow and painfully tedious. And honestly idk where you are going with the shitty timer. When i first played and i was trying to read the descriptions of the attacks and suddenly bam, my turn as skipped. Come on, don't make us rush just like how you rushed this game.

Also at the ending, at least put out a button where we can go back to the main menu. I had to refresh the page just to start again. Its just plain annoying.

[Scrap Arms Demo [OLD 2019]]

No saving progress? alright.

barely any background story for the characters. Game is very tasking to the cpu despite being pixelated and having this kind of graphics and gameplay.

However, a bit fun until the map gets so huge that the game becomes slow.

[Monster Sanctuary]

Nice game, sad that i can't really get past the earth like obstacle and i dont know why. I've tried all available monsters available but it just doesnt get destroyed???

[Don't burn your asshole]

a terrible copy of "Don't shit your pants" game on newgrounds

[Pit King]

I've read the comments and reviews. How about instead of adding a delay for the next level how about just making a button for it so players have a choice when to start the next wave. Because the delay might be too long or too short for other players.

give the option to repair and upgrade walls.

Oultrox responds:

Giving an option for making the next wave would break the challenge of our game deisgn I'm afraid. It's exploitable once you have a lot of bones, so we tried to balance it. Many RTS game does it this way in fact, thank you for the feedback!

[Bullethead]

theres no option to change sound settings? No stages or anything? This game is just some endless shooting where you spend more ammo than what you can gain from power ups and you lose more health than you gain. It feels like this game doesn't really have a goal.

Not to mention you really cant see the bullets you shoot. needs lots of changes really.

Like you start off with a weak pistol or something with weak enemies and your score will be turned into cash at the end of the round and you can like upgrade your weapon, hp and stuffs

[WITCH DUEL]

this isn't really fun. might as well play the typing game that you see in elementary schools. In fact theyre more fun because of the variety that comes along with it, it's even more challenging. You just need to press 4 buttons here which is E, S, D, F which is like W, A, S, D. just moved towards the right.